justinbiebersexualfrustration:
I bought the Justin Bieber doll and I masturbate with it every night. I stick it in my vagina and I press the button so it sings Baby while I move my pelvic region up and down. My vaginal juices spill on the doll and it makes the doll stink like my vagina.
guys
i think im gonna tear my throat up from laughing omg
omg i had to reblog
im laughing wayyy to hard
LORD, HAVE MERCY ON HER SOUL. JEEZUS =))
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn’t so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.I don’t get it.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA. OMG LOL
OMG THIS TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET ND NOW II FINALLY GOT EM ’ >;D
Super Junior is the reason why I watched Rated K. But as I heard Korina’s report, “Super Junior has gone inactive in Korea… 2PM is the most popular group in Korea” .. at first I don’t believe it.
But realization comes in my mind, ALL KPOP GROUPS ARE EQUAL TO ME. All of them are good and…
Reblog and bold what applies to you.
- I’m loud.
- I’m sarcastic.
- I cry easily.
- I have a bad temper.
- I’m easy to get along with.
- I have more enemies than friends.
- I’ve smoked.
- I drink coffee.
- I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
- I wear makeup.
- I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
- I wear contacts.
- I wear glasses.
- I have braces.
- I change my hair color often.
- I have a piercing.
- I have small feet.
Relationships:
- I’m in a relationship now.
- I’m single.
- I’m crushin’.
- I’ve missed an ex before.
- I’m always scared of being hurt.
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
- I’ve been in love more than two times.
- I believe in love at first sight.
Friendships:
- I have a best friend.
- I have at least ten REAL friends.
- I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
- I’ve beaten up a friend.
- I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
- I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences:
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve taken a taxi.
- I’ve taken a city bus.
- I’ve taken a school bus.
- I’ve made a speech.
- I’ve been in some sort of club.
- I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
Music:
- I listen to R&B.
- I listen to pop.
- I listen to techno.
- I listen to rock.
- I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
- I download music.
- I buy CD’s.
Family Life:
- I get along with both of my parents for the most part.
- My biological parents are still together.
- I have at least one brother.
- I have at least one sister.
- I’ve been kicked out of the house.
- I’ve ran away from my home.
- I’ve sworn at my parents.
- I’ve made my parents cry.
- I’ve lied to my parents.
- I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
- I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
- I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
- I cant lie to my parents.
Hair:
- I’ve been brown.
- I’ve had streaks.
- I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
- I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
- I’ve been blonde.
- I’ve had black.
- I’ve been red.
- I’ve been light brown.
- I use conditioner.
- I’ve curled my hair.
- I’ve straightened my hair.
